Just thought I’d mention to you about a competition that is out of this world….literally! No need to read fat burner reviews, friends, because weight means nothing in outer space! Intel is sending ten people from Asia-Pacific into space! The winners will be sped at over twice the speed of sound up to 82,000 feet - high enough to see the curvature of the earth. The experience is ... Read More
* get infills done – can’t hide it with a coat of nail polish any longer. * fold laundry – not cool living out of a washing basket. * close the zip on backpack – I’m a bit old to use the excuse “cat ate my homework” even though it was true and I did catch the cat chewing on it! Technorati Tags: infills,laundry,homework ... Read More
You know feeling where you just want to grab someone by the ears and give them a good shake while yelling at them “SNAP OUT OF IT!!”? Yeah, that’s where I’m at. Technorati Tags: snap out of it ... Read More
Yes, it’s true. I can’t whistle. I can’t wink. Much to the amusement of my husband and children. I have tried and tried to wink but I end up looking as though I’m having a seizure or something. And no matter how much I try to whistle, nothing comes out but spittle. (If that’s spittle is a real word, then I’m a poet and didn’t know it! ... Read More
It all started when Bill encouraged one of our friends to play a prank on his wife. To get him back, I painted his heels green with food colouring while he was sleeping. To get me back, Bill painted my toes with blue food colouring while I was sleeping. To get him back for my blue toes, I coloured one of his nipples a pretty shade ... Read More
Both Bill and I got a cheque sent to each of us because apparently there was an error in calculating interest on our savings. Mind you, we haven’t had a NAB account in about 5 years! Can you see the amounts on the cheques? 49c and 20c Seriously, NAB, it would have cost you more to send these cheques out! But, you know, if hundreds or ... Read More
I feel like just folding my arms, chucking a tanty and yelling “I don’t wanna!” I don’t wanna sit at home all day waiting for the tradies to come between 8am and 3pm. I don’t wanna go through the kids’ rooms for the millionth time! I don’t wanna change from the cheap auto insurance (well, the cheapest quote I could find) to another one so that the ... Read More
So we were watching late night tv and an advert came on for the magnetic underlay. Giggling, I asked Bill “Would that be classed as joint pain relief because it would be soothing both of us?” He just looked at me, rolled his eyes and went back to watching the tv. Note to Self - some things sound funnier in my head than out ... Read More
I’ve had a bit of a chuckle with some friends about the strange people that go to our local supermarket. Think People of Walmart and you’ll have an idea of what I’m talking about LOL I admit I have gone down there in my pajamas but when I did, I didn’t get out of the car. I sent one of my teenagers in!! Although I must say the ... Read More
So….I bought a new phone over the Christmas break and I’m still trying to get used to it and all it’s apps and…stuff. But today I clicked on something and all of a sudden I have a cigarette lighter on my screen. OK. So I touch the screen to see what it would do and I’m thinking that unless it’s just to light an e cigarette (my idea of a ... Read More
