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Our little condom

William did it. Tiesha did it. Madeline did it. Giorgia did it. And now Annabelle is doing it.

Wanting to sleep in between us. Every. Single. Night.

I call it a good night if I can actually keep my whole body on the bed! Most nights I’m pushed right to the edge of the bed, holding on to dear life! You think I’m kidding, don’t you? I’m serious!

004 If she is sleeping in her cot when we come to bed, we make sure we are as quiet as can be because you can be sure that the slightest noise we make and she will wake up, quickly stand up in her cot and scream the house down and wake the dead until we put her in our bed.

I’ve tried to move her to my side of the bed and I can lie in the middle so I can at least get a cuddle from my husband, but she just climbs straight over the top of me and squeezes herself between us.

Bill might put his arm over the top of her so we can hold hands and she will grab hold of his arm and push him away.

Each of the kids slept with us when they were little but Annabelle is making sure that she remains the youngest child. Yep, she’s our little condom!

 

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  • Your blog entry has me laughing my ass of here. It's amazing how effective kids can be when it comes to birth control! ;)
  • For sure! LOL
  • Ah bless, they are so cute at that age.
  • hee hee - so funny - been there - doing that still - and he is three ... from around 4am each morning - maybe 5am maybe 3am ....

    reminds me of that old joke - something like this ...

    How is asprin used for birth control ... hold the tablet between your knees and squeeze ... think I have messed it up - I am a bad joke re-teller !! le xox
  • Gee she's addorable. Thankfullly Chiara is happy to stay in the cot and sleeps through. (8pm until about 7.45am.) I'm wondering (I'm sure) that will change when we put her into her own bed in the next few months. Maybe you could sneak out to the couch? (Ours in comfy, I hope yours is too.) xx
  • There's no chance of sneaking out on the couch because of the chance of the
    other kids walking through...I think we're just never going to have sex
    again...lol
  • Hahah that's cute. She wanna enjoy here being the baby first;)
  • ROTF!

    This gets my vote as best blog post title.
  • Glad you liked it...lol...
  • I just about spit across the room laughing at your title! Good description, though...
  • LOL The baby even laughs when I call her that now!
  • She's getting so big!
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