(received in my inbox today)
Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So – if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.
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